The Rules:
All abilities will be handled by cards which should say everything you need to know on them. Most abilities will be totally unique, so I can't give many general rules, just read them carefully.
One type of card everyone will have is an "ID Card". This card will contain various coded information on it. Certain players have abilities that let them see your ID Card under specific conditions. If someone asks to see it, show it to them, but pretend you don't know that anything unusual is happening. Do not reveal the actual codes to other players or what the codes mean. For example, if you discover that Mary K. is an alien you can tell people "Hey, Mary K. is an alien!" but not "Hey, anyone with a Q on their ID card is an alien!" or "Hey, Mary K. has a smiley face on her card, anyone know what that means?"
In a complete turnaround from my normal GMing style, combat will be handled entirely by the referees. If you want to fight someone then simply start acting it out. Doesn't matter if you're using lasers, katanas, or fisticuffs, just start "play-fighting" with your opponent(s). Remember, this is anime combat, so it should include lots of posing, martial arts cries, and announcements of what type of attack you're using. (Example: "Ha-YA! I shall slice you with my mighty Cheese Shredder of Doom! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!", then strike a dramatic pose and hold it for ten seconds. Repeat with variations.) Combat continues in this vein until a ref shows up and tells you the results. Any time before the ref shows up, combat can end with no effect on anybody if all combatants agree -- it was just a frantic five-minute flurry of sword slashes, fireballs, laser blasts, and mental attacks in which nothing and no one was actually struck.
Combat can have one and only one possible effect on your opponent: knocking him out for a minute. You can't kill or maim anyone, just knock them out for sixty second -- even with nuclear fire breath or a +5 vorpal chainsaw. On the other hand, combat can cause massive damage to the physical environment around you, up to and including destruction of the entire house. So be careful, or Eric's parents will be miffed when they return to the smoking ruin that was their home.
List of Characters:
Eric Wimble: A completely un-extraordinary 16-year old. (Eric Spuur)
Gavin MacLeod: A large and menacing Scottish student who wears lots of black. He tends to hang out on the edges of any crowd and sneers at the "popular" kids. (Ray Lavoie)
Mark Twain: New foreign exchange student from Ruritania. (Stuart Kalbrofsky)
Asenath Waite: A creepy Goth girl from New England. (Deborah Schallau)
Carl [last name unknown]: A new student from out east, who's already gained a reputation for being both extremely weird and a total slacker. (Kevin Moran)
Augustus Goebbels Kahn: The reigning king of the home ec classes, Augustus is a master chef who seems unable to talk about anything other than food. (Bernard Donohue)
Cassandra Wright: A normal girl, decent grades, average number of friends, in drama club and choir. (Kitty Goss)
John E. Appleseed: From a wealthy family, John is a vegan, nature-loving activist determined to "Save the Earth!" (You can hear the capitals when he says it.) He's also running for class treasurer. (Alvin Chen)
Nash Fetchum: A total Pokemon fanatic, he really believes that stuff and hopes to become a Pokemon master someday. He's constantly on the lookout for the evil plots of Team Rocket. (Mark Hopkins)
Ananda Harcels: Science geek, environmentalist, vegetarian, and all-around do-gooder. She has a souped-up powerchair and tends to forget names. (Jane Shevtsov)
Francesca Wimble: Eric's beautiful older cousin, the object of many an unrequited crush, and kick-ass martial arts student. (Mary Behar)
James Smith: A non-descript student who always seems to be hanging around when least expected. (Nic Webb)
Barry "Zilch" Moran: GWB High's resident conspiracy theorist. He spend most of his time investigating the extraterrestrial conspiracy that has inflitrated everything from the CIA to the ninth grade algebra teacher and which is somehow connected with vampires and sasquatch. (David Johnston)
Benjamin Freeman: Benjamin claims to be an alien (home planet unspecified) exiled to Earth by his ultrapowerful, evil alien father. Otherwise a pretty normal guy. (Paul Killian)
Hikaru Ichijo: Exchange student from Japan, he tends to act like a character in a bad samurai movie. If you look closely, his lip movements don't quite match up with his words. (Nick Ingwersen)
Cyrus Wimble: Eric's annoying younger sibling and bane of his existence, who is threatening to tell Mom and Dad all about the party unless sufficiently appeased. (Cyrus Naim)
Darth Nader: Director of the student theater club, he's known for his extremely bizarre avant garde plays which no one else understands but which always leave him in tears. (Graydon Schlichter)
Alex Eastman: Rich kid who used to be something of a snob but now seems to be getting along with most people. (Matt Rogers)
John Doens: Self-proclaimed science who thinks all scientists know squat, while he knows the real scoop. Otherwise a normal guy. (Matt Khalil)
Alicia (that's aLEE'sseea, if you don't mind) Marx: Head cheerleader who's, well, playing a few cards short of a full deck... like, all the red cards. On the other hand, what she doesn't know about personal grooming has yet to be discovered. (Rachel Heslin)
Myron Glitz: Class nerd and computer whiz. (walk-on)
Lenny Smith: Mechanical genius who can fix anything. (walk-on)
Princess Anastasia: Exchange student and heir to the throne of Upper Morararvia. (walk-on)
The GWB Fighting Tarantula: GWB's mascot, who wears his eight-limbed costume to all the big games. The identity of the person inside the Tarantula costume is a secret known only to the principal and the student government. This is an old tradition ostensibly held to prevent anyone from stealing the glory of being the mascot, but more likely to prevent the unfortunate fool from being ridiculed to death for being such a dork. (???)
Aliens: What do they look like, what are their intentions, and why did they kidnap the Wimble house? That's for you to decide!